The shocking revelation this week that all the Republican House leaders who enabled and covered-up the internet stalking  by a House member were, in fact, known heterosexuals raises the unfortunate but necessary question - "can straights be trusted to lead anymore?" I wish I could report that this phenemenon of mal-governence by straights was restricted to the current scandal but,alas, one only has to look at the incompetance, immorality, and sexually of all our current leaders: Bush, Chaney, Rumsfeld, Brownie, - the list is endless - and you will see a glaring pattern emerge. Every last one of them is straight.